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She came it with hip pain but reports after the fall her nose was bleeding - she had landed on her nose. Caring for ill and injured servicemen and servicewomen was among the most humbling yet rewarding experiences in my life. I feel like our doctors should not assists those couples to have children.If you can not figure out how sex works, dont raise children thx. "I didn't bother pointing out that I'm not a lady. With Howard E. Rollins Jr., Art Carney, Charles Kimbrough, Jodi Thelen. I let the ice melt first so there isn't as much sugar in it". "Yes but gatorade has more electrolytes. When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it. Housner is an assistant professor of sports medicine and family medicine with U-M MedSport. The room was small, and furnished in the … I had a guy with an ICD in place. No blood. You don't need it! If you are a medical student or resident and would like to participate in an Inspiring Stories interview, please contact for more information. “I hope so too,” my husband replies, answering from behind a magazine. She was a fun patient. When that wouldn't work, plan B was to do the same at night but only under a full moon. The team were around waiting for her to wake up and gag a little on the tube in her throat (for breathing) so we knew it was time to remove it. The patient also had with them a surgery report in which it appears their baking soda consumption resulted in buildup of abnormal calcium in the wall of the stomach, which had to be removed. And was theoretically pro-active. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. As he was coming around he started with typical stream of consciousness babbling and then he seemed to snap awake to say "I'm fuckin liiiiiit I'm gonna do so many drugs when I get older" to the amusement of his parents. … I was coming to just as my doctor was finishing my colonoscopy. As a self-diagnosing patient...One day notice a white, hard, jagged object protruding from my back gum. Scene: The operating room. I book her an appointment at a breastfeeding clinic, give her some resources, etc. And most parents are not qualified to cover all of the facts. I wasn't feeling anything until the exact moment of contact with my cheek. You can change your preferences. ""Oh, I have a degenerative neuromuscular condition. Not a doctor but I'm a nurse who worked in the OR at a trauma center. Then, try to answer the questions about the story. During surgery, my fellow resident bumped heads with the surgeon. Mychaliska is director of the Fetal Diagnosis and Treatment Center. He had an accident and peed on the floor on the way to the bathroom and was now laying in bed stark naked calling for me. I’m reviewing the surgical checklist with the nurses. Can the body really manage so much caffeeine? and didn't need any more sessions. Patient: You wait until now to figure this stuff out? There's a story behind every application. About four months later the lady is back asking for another copy of her son's prescription. It took time to figure out that a really good mentor takes at least as much pride in their mentee’s achievements as their own. Sometimes, I might have to go to the doctor. You know how your body normally feels. She was eating an entire package of Dad's oatmeal cookies every single day for a year (basically a 'bowl or two' filled with cookies), and could not understand how that was different from oatmeal. Of course.) While I am a doctor, this happened to my wife, also a doctor. "I'm the fourth generation of doctors in my family. He had an OBGYN friend who had a couple who couldn’t get pregnant. I’m primarily a doctor, and like to think that I positively impact the lives of my patients. At the same time, I take pride in conducting clinical research that shapes the way doctors care for patients with gastrointestinal disorders. As soon as the words are out of my mouth the whole family screams "NOOOO! Do you understand these attacks could be fatal? "I think it's my gallbladder," they say. The girl is a doctor and the guy is a software engineer. ", Was translating at a medical clinic once. Procreation (and preventing it) and the human body are so important and complex, it's really not something one should kinda pick up by themselves. I was taking the history of a guy in clinic and I asked about his past medical problems, including if he had had any heart attacks. From hilariously misinformed patients to doctors with a wickedly dry sense of humor, we at Bored Panda had compiled a list of short stories when doctor/patient interactions were just too funny. Nothing on it, nothing added to it. They immigrated to the U.S. when I was very young, and dad spent most of the next decade repeating his residency training as a surgical specialist. Apply Filter. I just had a big lunch. Patient: I’m sorry to have so many questions. As straight faced and professionally as possible I said, "Sir...liar, liar, pants on fire". Wow. Comprehensive, factual sex education including contraceptives needs to be mandatory in middle school and every year after. He worked a lot in very conservative Christian communities and so a lot of times people got married with no sex education. Wash and repeat every day during her admission.Afterwards I told my fiance. I had severe asthma as a kid. I proceed to drop some dye in her eyes to check them in a microscope, and when I do I realize she's wearing contacts.She didn't like her natural eye colour, so she had bought a set of blue coloured lenses 8 months earlier. My parents were instructed to take better precautions in our home and went through instructions, more dusting, washing bed sheets and the big one: NO SMOKING inside the house. ""I don't ever remember them. I had a Marine come in because he swallowed a rock. She acted like I was stupid and pointed to the back of her neck. Had a young woman with recurring UTIs that began after a recent partner and with no STDs; went through the standard questions trying to figure out what could be causing them and eventually found out she had been lubricating with jelly. I hope I'm not too late. He once told me that one of his patients came in utterly confused why the "medicine in his glasses no work anymore.". Obviously at that age and dealing with all that shit you feel weird so when the doctor only said "cough" I mustered up a big one and was prepared to fire when he suddenly interrupts me with these words of wisdom "Son, when a man has your balls in his hand you don't cough in his face.". She wanted to go out for a smoke so I did the whole pregnancy and smoking spiel, she stopped me and told me I knew nothing as the baby would be harmed if she stopped smoking straight away. When a woman in an emergency room told me she wasn't going into labor because her app said she want ready yet. The story is perfectly suited to that purpose, with the Time Lord President Borusa using forbidden technology to transport multiple Doctors and classic enemies into the ancient Death Zone of Gallifrey. My youngest brother was born with a serious birth defect called occipital encephalocele. 13) Once upon a time, before cell phones, lived a doctor who wrote stark stories about the people he met every day. “How many have you had?” “Two.”. 4) The Doctor’s Wife (2011) - The TARDIS is made flesh, and we finally get to the bottom of the Doctor’s relationship with his time machine, in this intensely moving story. Me: Sir, I need to know why you stopped taking your antiretrovirals for your HIV. I said 'well you're a smoker so they were worried you might have throat cancer' "Smoking causes throat cancer?!?!". Can't believe I'm having a tooth come in, especially since I'm 23 and had my wisdom teeth taken out years ago. Don’t break the rules during Christmas, pleads B.C. She had complained of feeling tingly and having a dry mouth prior to passing out. FAKE. Minds blown, another life saved in the ER. I once had a 20 year old and his girlfriend come in at 2 am freaking out becuase "something had tore his throat open". The last 24h had been horrible. I see some crazy stuff, but one thing that stands out was the time I was admitting a guy to the hospital. It also apparently had "frequencies for arthritis". The radiologist did find my treatment method amusing, but advised me to get any more lumps checked out rather than randomly hitting things with a hammer. As no active threats were reported recently by users, is SAFE to browse. When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small baby or big burrito slid out and I caught it. My patient announced she had good news … and bad. Doctor here. Had a woman who was in active labor, despite insisting she couldn't be pregnant. He opened up a scene from Idiocracy on youtube and I just sat there with my mouth open for a while. I asked about all the normal stuff, and she claimed to have no idea why she had this eye problem - she had never had anything wrong with her eyes. It was his uvula. Direct ways included shadowing him at work and incorporating me into his research laboratory as a preteen and adolescent. Never stop showing compassion!". Come on... even a dog knows how to reproduce!!!! The doctor is going to check my body to make sure I am healthy and strong. William Hartnell's death meant "The Five Doctors… Didn’t your doctor tell you about it?” “No.” She rechecked the orders. : I wonder, do doctors themselves also hate going to a physician? “Being a physician provides innumerable opportunities and the immense privilege to help better the lives of patients of all ages. Surgeon here. They can help ease anxiety or set expectations for behavior in certain situations. My husband’s new “unbreakable” titanium eyeglasses broke. No serious medical problems and she was very fit. Nope — it's based on a South Korean TV show of the same name. At least he cared. My favourite ever story from a colleague: a patient comes into A&E with abdominal pain.As part of the work up he gets an abdominal X-ray which shows the problem as clear as day.The colleague has then proceeded to remove, from the patients rectum, an 8 inch replica of Nelson's Column (the statue in the centre of Trafalgar Square, London)On showing it to the patient, the response was "Oh that's Nelson, he lives up there. I wanted to help people. Well, doctor Google may be getting the Nobel prize soon. I vividly recall peppering my mother with questions about what it was and what it meant. I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. I know my body.". He had to do a head CT on someone who came into the ER because she took two marijuana tablets and wondered why her head was foggy and she felt slow moving... Face palm. He finishes with: "But I don't want you to think I'm one of those dirty druggies. The Tenth Doctor arrives on a world where talk really isn’t cheap, in this month’s free Doctor Who short story Free Speech. Though it was often hard, I have no doubt that my upbringing formed the foundation of my own work ethic, attention to detail and ability to prioritize and sacrifice to achieve an important goal. It's tragic when parents cannot parent because their kid will get upset. “Oh,” she said, nodding. He was serious. Awesome. As early as elementary school, I developed a love for math and science. The earliest Doctor Who-related audio release was a 21-minute narrated abridgement of the First Doctor television story The Chase released in 1966. His main plans are to attack the surface from the island using rabid Mimigas. He's been married 12 years. Keep exploring. She was very very sick so her management was just as complicated.She had several children and they all didnt like one another and would not talk to one another. I worked at the ER during my internship and met a girl who had increasingly painful and red eyes since a couple of days back. Sleep. Was driving with my partner and patient in the back. She tells us she's never been more active after having a kid, her diet hasn't changed, her work life hasn't changed, nothing has changed, the weight gain just happened due to ~hormones. “A career in medicine for me was the unique opportunity to combine an interest in science with helping others. A few weeks later, we get the fax that she went to the breastfeeding clinic and everything was fine. There's a story behind every application. Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. We’ve taught screenwriting to thousands of students across the globe, published about … “My passion to serve was later reinforced as an Air Force physician. Apparently the itch was in his spleen because that thing was deep. Finally, I greatly enjoy my role as an educator and mentor. Recently watched how cocaine is done. It said feet elevated!”, Patient comes in with abdominal pain. Heard this story from a nurse friend.Some guy was dancing in skin tight leather pants at the opening of a new nightclub in a nearby small city. "We explain again. This comment is hidden. I woke up from anethesia and started talking about my ex to the nurse. Patient: Uh, like five months ago.This goes on forever, until he admits he just got off a massive crack binge the day before, where he spent the past three days in a hotel with some "loose women" smoking crack non-stop. Patient comes in at 2 am for insomnia, clearly tweaking her brains out, heart rate 200. Answered the bed alarm for a 90 year old this evening.Nurse: "Where are you going? My family members and mentors in medical school and my love for children sparked my interest in pediatrics and pediatric neurology. He came back with it full of his piss. ahh the innocence of youth. To his light tap at a chamber door a woman's voice said,--"Come in." and meditation. They use cement and gasoline. Yes, oxygen. I asked a female patient with dementia what year it is. Once she was stable we did some teaching and kept her for a few days for observation. They had an Amish couple come in, saying that the wife couldn't get pregnant. Medical student here.Was clerking a patient who told me her lung cancer wasn’t due to the 60+ cigarettes she had been smoking since adolescence, rather it was due to a knock she received by stumbling into her car door.Her logic was that the tumour was at the same corresponding spot in her lung to where she bumped her chest.She was convinced we were wrong about the cause. Dr. Megan Taylor was recently diagnosed with COVID Black Press Submitted; Dec. 7, 2020 4:50 p.m. Local News; News ; Submitted by Castlegar physician Dr. Megan Taylor. Jamerson is a professor of internal medicine and a hypertension specialist. Proof that we need better sex education... One day in the pharmacy, a girl comes to the counter requesting a refill for her birth control. Got placed doing a rotation in the orthopedic floor of a big hospital in a rural area of Southern California. I just snorted it though. He also serves as co-director of the Comprehensive Stroke Program. Not a doctor, but I regularly have people come in for eye examinations because 'when I take my glasses of things are blurry'. Me: It shouldn't be affecting you after this long. Throughout that time, they scrimped and saved to get by supporting three kids, prioritizing our education above themselves. I promised him I'd do better and next year I would be back down to a healthy weight. Fifteen years later, it continues to be a great joy and a privilege to help the tiniest of patients.”. Hilarious true stories, jokes, transcripts, and more from real doctors, nurses, and fellow patients around the country. “Medicine, for me, has always been a calling as well as a privilege.”. I explained that everyone develops presbyopia eventually. Basic Version Samantha was coughing and feeling very tired. "The dude was having seizures, and thought that they were heart attacks. I'm a rural family doc doing locums and was working at a city family practice clinic when I saw this patient.21 y/o female, not overweight, in no distress and appears quite wellMe: "so what brings you in today"Pt: "I'm pretty sure I had a heart attack"Me: "okay, tell me more about why you feel that. “As a young man, I wasn’t introspective enough to articulate the precise factors which drew me to a career in medicine. Your account is not active. This website is estimated worth of $ 8.95 and have a daily income of around $ 0.15. Chey is a professor of internal medicine and director of the GI Physiology Laboratory. Luckily she didn't remember it. The stupidest thing I've been to the doctor for: I took my young son in because he had a very regular rash on his lower back. Feeling some pressure “back there”, I reached down and patted the doctor on the head. As a teenager, my dad’s battle with pancreatic cancer was short lived. Even though it is not really a fairy tale it is undeniable that for the little girl the doctor has all the characteristics of a good fairy. Paramedic here. When I bad a colonoscopy, my GI doctor said I said, "wow, now I know what a Muppet feels like!" So I started explaining to her as kindly as I could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. My COVID Story: A doctor at the nearby clinic misdiagnosed my condition and wanted me to start intravenous medicines. Me: How long ago? However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. He gets up and walks out to check on things.Fifteen minutes later I'm still sat on the bed with my old chap out and pants around my ankles. Before leaving home she used a little feminine deodorant spray, just in case. You’ve been very helpful. ""I was hungry.". Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. MORE FROM THE LAB: Subscribe to our weekly newsletter. When did you last have a heart attack that this feels like"Pt: "I haven't had one before. No it does not.Made for an awkwardly silent ride the rest of the way. Both virgins untill married at 26 and 27. “What’s the bad news?” I asked. Another joke from House MD. With the most serious look on their face, they asked if it was contagious and can be passed on by glare.While this is hilarious, take a minute to think, WHAT IF ANYTHING WAS CONTAGIOUS BY GLARE. Probably the most pleasant emergency waiting room experience anyone has ever had. Directed by Peter Levin. Lorincz is an associate professor of neurology and co-director of Michigan NeuroSport. I had to think about it for a minute then I realized he was asking for his constipation medication. Most of the cases are simple misunderstandings whose can happen to anyone. He published independently, faced rejection after rejection for many, many years, and helped other unknown writers, and as a doctor he helped the sick, poor, and frightened. It sickens me that there are people out there willing to risk another person's life for money. Gynecologist here.Imagine a revved up version of that dreadlocked beanie-wearing woman meme: "Uh, it's not vuh-JI-nah anymore, it's pronounced vaah-ZHEE-nah now. The door was pushed open, and the doctor and Mrs. Carleton went in. And whenever she coughed she followed it with a loud "woooOOOP! She then entered a same-sex relationship and again never got pregnant even though she really wanted to, leading her to believe she was infertile. 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